One Direction

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Niall's onesie was a little too tight ...

They light up our world

That’s what makes them beautiful

Niall’s our favourite

Cheryl Cole

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Misunderstood Geordie... what's that you say?

A bathroom boxer,

Swung and missed in the U.S

Lost in translation.

Eurovision Special: Jedward

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A hefty Louis Walsh tried to sneak up behind the boys …

Twins fabulous twins

Bring Glory back to Ireland?

Lipstick on let’s go!

Simon Cowell

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I'd punch him in the crotch...

Short man, tall trousers

Ruined music for ever,

With bland, pop drivel.

Joe McElderry

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Reduced to singing for his brunch...

Fame beckoned to you,

The people voted for you,

Now they can’t find you.