Timmy Mallet

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I'd sooner hit him in the face with a hammer...

With his foam mallet,

This loud and abrasive man,

Plagued us for too long…

Mr Blobby O.B.E

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Opulent times during the 'Blobby Boom'.

Pink, yellow, spotty,

Once Noel Edmunds arch rival,

Crashed his house party.

Kerry Katona

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Happier times...

Once was a kitten

Explored Iceland, found some ‘snow’

Someone save those kids.