Timmy Mallet

I'd sooner hit him in the face with a hammer...

With his foam mallet,

This loud and abrasive man,

Plagued us for too long…

Mr Blobby O.B.E

Opulent times during the 'Blobby Boom'.

Pink, yellow, spotty,

Once Noel Edmunds arch rival,

Crashed his house party.

Kerry Katona

Happier times...

Once was a kitten

Explored Iceland, found some ‘snow’

Someone save those kids.