Simon Cowell

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I'd punch him in the crotch...

Short man, tall trousers

Ruined music for ever,

With bland, pop drivel.

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Lady Gaga

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Meat dress was success,

Your poker face now has horns,

Were you born that way?

Joe McElderry

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Reduced to singing for his brunch...

Fame beckoned to you,

The people voted for you,

Now they can’t find you.

Jackson Browne

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Monster of vaguely folkish alternative rock...

 

Running on empty

A songwriter turnedĀ singer,

Became folk hero.

 

Lars Ulrich

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Double-click to add to download queue...

Fast paced aggressive

Danish heavy metal man

Please do not download.

Tom Waits

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Tom waits for no man...

 

Voice soaked in bourbon,

Gruff, gravelly, distinctive,

A growl full of soul.

Jimi Hendrix

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Flamin' heck he could play...

 

A flaming guitar,

Showman played with teeth and licks,

Trapped in purple haze.

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