Pat Cash


Where does he store his balls?

Used to play the court

But loves shredding guitar now 

We miss his mullet 

Jimi Hendrix

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Flamin' heck he could play...


A flaming guitar,

Showman played with teeth and licks,

Trapped in purple haze.


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A gentleman always leaves his hat on...

Top hat high aloft,

Guitar wailing in the storm,

The solo cried out.

Ozzy Osbourne

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A blood bath soon ensued...


The Prince of Darkness,

Crazy, but thats how it goes,

Now mellowed with age.

Rhys Darby

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Founded the International Robin Hood Fan Club in 1988

Copper top Kiwi

Band meetings are over now

Back to stand up roots?

Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook you die...

Mighty chin. Fine beard.

Chuck does not sleep, he waits

Man , myth or legend?