Dominic Monaghan

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Dom and the Rout are about to open a can of whoop ass.

Was a young sidekick.

Went to Middle Earth. Got Lost.

Hobbit cameo?

Benedict Cumberbatch

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Eyeballing bitches like a moody Irish Setter…

Ginger in real life

Face that looks like a horse’s*

Has Cumberbitches

*His words, not ours.

Chris de Burgh

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"I ain't been droppin' no eaves Mr Gandalf!"

Short eighties schmoozer,

Hobbit-like in appearance,

Voice of an angel.