Niall's onesie was a little too tight ...
One Direction
April 23, 2012
Uncategorized Beautiful, child, girlfriend, Hair, Harry, Justin Bieber, Niall, One Direction, One directioners, Onsies, the wanted, topless, Twitter, USA, wife, X-Factor, Zayn Leave a comment
Pat Sharp
November 22, 2011
Haiku DJ, Fun House, Hair, I'm A Celebrity, Jungle, Mullet, Pat Sharp, Radio, Twins Leave a comment
Party up front AND party at the back!
Once had a mullet,
Lush, wavey, full of volume,
Lost to middle age…
Rebekah Brooks
July 16, 2011
Haiku fail, Fleet Street, ginger, Hair, journalist, News, News of the World, NOTW, phone tap, Rupert Murdoch, Scandal Leave a comment
Like a melancholy Irish Setter
The Queen of Fleet Street
Did everything for the scoop,
Now, off with her head!
Andy Murray
June 30, 2011
Uncategorized Andy Murray, Angry, Hair, Nadal, Scottish, scream, toe, Wimble Semi Final 1 Comment
Andy stubbed his toe
Primed for victory
Can he thrash mighty Nadal?
He’ll give it a whirl
Andre Agassi
June 26, 2011
Haiku Andre Agassi, Hair, Mullet, Sports, superstar, Tennis, wimbledon, Wimbledon 2011 Leave a comment
Glorious
The mullet was cool,
Lost the hair but kept the flare ,
A sports superstar.
Ehren McGhehey
June 13, 2011
Uncategorized Danger Ehren, gurning, Hair, Jackass, missing tooth, pranks, yellow snow cone Leave a comment
Who needs teeth? Wha?
Oh danger Ehren
Why do the others taunt you?
Leave him alone lads
Professor Brian Cox
May 18, 2011
Haiku Brian Cox, D:Ream, Hair, hottie, Naked Scientist, Professor, Satellite, sexy Leave a comment
Meanwhile, on Brian's roof: "No one will ever know I'm stealing free cable..."
