Misunderstood Geordie... what's that you say?
Cheryl Cole
May 26, 2011
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Simon Cowell
April 18, 2011
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I'd punch him in the crotch...
Short man, tall trousers
Ruined music for ever,
With bland, pop drivel.
Joe McElderry
April 16, 2011
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Reduced to singing for his brunch...
